Palinbot Roundup 11/12/2009

November 12, 2009

The Palinbots are hopin’ and wishin’ and prayin’ for a miracle in the NY-23 race.

“Thanks to the person who posted this link. NPR Now we learn that the vote count in NY 23 is not over. And not only that, the state has yet to certify the election. So Hoffman’s concession may not matter if the vote isn’t yet certified?”

Wait! You are posting a link from NPR and not bashing them!?! Has Hell frozen over? (Please note that I did make the small link up there using the URL provided by the  ‘bot.)


“Do yu think Obama will allow this with Owens/Hoffman??? He will do whatever to make sure Owens stays in, he did go on and on about how the seat had been filled with a Republican for over a 100 years. He did really try to rub that in.”
“This will be SO sweet! Dare we even hope that since an unconfirmed (NY) congressman invalidates the whole HC vote it has to be re-voted? Good grief what a dream!”

“If Hoffman wins then Pelosi’s HC vote in house is null and void.”

“We can only hope.”

“Is that really true?? If only!!”

“I thought they only needed 219 votes. That arsehole Cao in Louisiana ruine those chances for us.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. ”

“If we can get one hot-shot constitutional lawyer on it…”

“Major shenanigans in the NY 23 Race. Unreal but very believeable from the marxists.”

Stay tuned Palinbot watchers!


Hey look! It’s George W. Bush!

“Great to see GW Bush speaking on Fox and w/o a teleprompter!”

“His voice was “like music to my ears”!!! Boy do I miss him. Didn’t agree with him on some issues…but I KNEW HE LOVED AMERICA!!! Can’t say that for the Dictator and Thief.”


“Miss him!!”

Funny, I would think that anyone with ears would think that Mr. Obama had a nice speaking voice even if you disagreed with his message. Then again, they enjoy listening to Sarah speak.


Ooh! Another book about Sarah???


“A word of warning to my fellow Sarah fans. Do not waste your money on the book:Sarah from Alaska by Scott Conroy & Shushannah Walshe. They came across (on Fox) as writers giving us the inside look at the before,during, & after aspect of the ’08 campaign. They did just that but spent more time & effort bashing Sarah …than anything else. If I had only read the inside jacket where it stated that they were “embedded reporters who covered Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign”, I would not have wasted my money on their book. They did shed some favorable light on the clothing mess and gave a glowing report on Mitt Romney. Save your money & spend it on another copy of Sarahs’ book or make a donation to our troops.”

Oh my! You mean they don’t fawn over Queen Sarah on each and every page? Off with their heads!!!

“Thanks for the heads up ,”

“Um – I would’nt trust ANYONE from Masachussets!”

Well, I wouldn’t trust anybody who can’t spell Massachusetts.  *rimshot*


“The true American is Sarah Palin, BO is not Ameircan he is muslim/communist.”

Are you related to this woman?



“Gov. Sarah Palin hit it just right with the ObamaCare Death Panel revelation. POTUS  Obambi is scared to death of Gov. Sarah Palin. She’s an authentic Pioneer women, who knows how to shoot, scoot, kill ’em, skin ’em, and grill ’em. Obambi’s a bloviating Socialist fraud. We’re STILL waiting for his HI H.S., Occidental, Columbia, and Harvard transcripts. And, his Long-Form HI TYPED birth certificate, circa 1961. What is he HIDING??Who’s his real Daddy? Frank the Poet, Frank Marshall Davis? “Dreams of My Father?” Really, it’s “Fantasies of My Father”.

Uh, you forget to talk about how great Glenn Beck is and how fabulous life will be once Sarah is elected.

“No more to say to you XXXX, but you demacrat’s will be out in 2012 . The people that have moral’s and standard’s are tierd of of your type thinking you know what your doing, and your pant’s are down I would love to see you run, you will fall flat on your face 2012……”

Why do hate apostrophes so much?? Were you kidnapped by some rouge rogue apostrophes as a child?

“I’m coming to Alaska to work for a while on King Salmon Island. I’ll arrive in Anchorage around 2 PM on Sunday the 15th. Sure would like the opportunity for you to meet me. I’m a big fan of your’s.”

Just stay put and Sarah will rush right over to meet you with a big plate of mooseburgers. You betcha!

“Palin/Buchmann 2012! My dh claims it would be the hottest presidential ticket EVER! Hmmmmm!!”

So we are supposed to pick whichever team is the “hottest” on election day? I’ve been wasting time all these years reading about the issues and carefully deciding which candidate I think best reflects my point of view. Now, I’ll have more time to watch reality TV and send easily debunked chain emails to everybody I know. Awesome!!

“you poor woman having to deal with that schmuck ex “son in law”! By the way your HOT! you Cougar!”

Um, are you trying to say that Sarah has been going after younger men? I thought adultery was bad and stuff?

Palinbots love their conspiracy theories, urban legends, and hoaxes:

“FB will do what ever they can to keep SP from reaching 1,000,000 before Oprah.”

Oh darn! Those Palinbots have foiled our seekrit plot!!!

“Has anyone seen news about hn1388 “”By executive order, President Barack Obama has ordered the expenditure of $20.3 million in “migration assistance” to the Palestinian refugees and “conflict victims” in Gaza.” We will have Ft. Hood like shootings all over America..!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Bless your heart, your Google must be broken!

From Sarah Palin’s Facebook Page:

“Its sad to think and I’m not taking away from the horror of the holocaust but I’m almost waiting to be carted off to a conservative concentration camp. The MSM glorifying barak hitler (yes I went there no i’m not sorry) children singin…g songs in his honor, people blindly beliving his rhetoric… where do I line up to get a number on my forehead?”

“gh. Im a conservative, but seriously comparing him to Hitler just stoops us to the level of the Left. Like wow. Hitler killed millons of Jews. To compare Obama to him is just ignorance. This post deserves a dislike.”

“sorry… but no reason to state hitler. shouldn’t go there as that has nothing to do with the other”

“(Original poster), ridicule and mockery are effective tools and I commend you for using them well.”

“seriously (original poster) that isn’t going to happen. Children sang about Bush after Hurricane Katrina as well. Stop listening to the conspiracy theorists”

“Hello (second poster),
Go look and see for yourself how Adolf Hitler got himself started. Do some real research. You will be shocked.”

“But hos actions and people smack of the build-up of Hitler and his cronies (like SA). This I have heard from every person who went through the war there first hand!”

“this is what our site doesn’t need.”

“While driving through downtown Pittsburgh, Obama, was piped in through speakers on the street, and my first response was, Is this Germany. I do get the point of not comparing him to Hitler, I think in ways he is more dangerous. He is sneaky and very subtle, murder no,not unless you count unborn babies.”

“Comparing Obama to Hitler is not only inaccurate but shows a gross lack of knowledge of the history of the Holocaust. It also disrespects the horror those people suffered. It has no place in mature political discussion and I am dissappointed that it is allowed on this site.”

I’ve read so much of this stuff lately that I’ve become quite jaded to all the insults. Please note that the posts in blue have since been erased.

” I think Sarah and Michelle Buchmann should get together, wow what a combo !!!! She is all over Acorn. And what I can tell of her she is one classy lady like our sweet sweet Sarah.”

“Bachmann is a lunatic. Sarah can do better. Bachmann will bring Sarah down!”

“Michelle is fantastic..i think we need a few more lunatics..some of us have been asleep and the tiger has awoken”

When hoping to win a future election, it always helps to openly declare that you are pro-lunatic

Even more wisdom from Sarah Palin’s Facebook Page

Palinbots and the Constitution:

” Why was FDR elected to 4 terms as president? And is it possible for Obama to force the same thing on we the people?”

Every time I see a teabagger on TV, they are yelling about how this, that, and the other is unconstitutional, and they don’t even know about the 22 Amendment!?! *head explodes*

“i believe they amended the constitution to allow only two terms, so it would take a constitutional amendment to allow this.”

“Because it is was not illegal at the time.”

“22nd amendment requires a president only serve 2 terms and amending the constitution

Thank goodness the last three Palinbots knew something about the Constitution! Now, someone should be coming along shortly to say something about Obama throwing out our Constitution and doing whatever he wants.

“If obama is successful at tossing out the Constitution by 2012 we won’t have an election.”

That’s a good Palinbot!! Now, somebody will bring up “over my dead body”.

“I wont be around because it will be over my dead body”


Palinbots are compassionate conservatives who care about those in need:

“Being Christian, like Sarah Palin, it is but pleasing and proper to share some story of hardship and tough life that others are experiencing. We Americans can best appreciate what we have compared to those in calamity. Philippines typhoon aftermath T…yphoon Ketsana has left the main Philippines island of Luzon in chaos. 18-year-old construction worker braved rampaging floods in the Philippines to save more than 30 people, but ended up sacrificing his life in a last trip to rescue a baby girl and her mother who were being swept away on a styrofoam box.

Let’s all pray for the least fortunate.”

Soon, someone will suggest making a donation to the victims. Palinbots are always reminding us that conservatives are much more generous than liberals when it comes to giving to charities. I expect they will be quite generous and I know the typhoon victims will be very grateful. Plus, many Palinbots are Christians, and Christianity teaches it’s followers to help the less fortunate. *watches clock*

I watched this thread for 30 minutes, and while other people gave it a ‘thumbs up’, nobody made a comment suggesting that Sarah’s followers make a donation to a charity that is assisting the victims.

“Health Care Reform. Why? We have the best medical care in the world. No compromise, No Health Care Reform, No Public Option, No Government Health Care! I do not agree with John McCains vision of the GOP stop and get back to the right strong conservative values.”

“Exactly (original poster). They want to ruin the whole system for the few!!”

“Amen (original poster). If people want healthcare they should get jobs.”

I got mine and to hell with anybody else!

The Palinbots are up and at ’em today!

“Obama was touted as an intelligent man, buty his stupid moves on the economy and foreighn policy have diwproven that fact. It doesn’t take an ivy league education to be a good president. It takes good common sense I’ll betcha. Palin has it.”

A bit later, the same person posts this:

“One more thing. What kind of education did he get? Did he ever graduate?”

Well, Harvard *claims* he graduated magna cum laude from their law school, but I’m sure it’s  part of a conspiracy.  Same goes for Columbia University who *claims* he earned a Bachelor’s degree.  He started at Occidental College and then transferred to Columbia. There must be a ginormous conspiracy behind this as it looks like he graduated in only four years. What a crock!

When Palin takes over, she’ll fix their respective wagons and make all the colleges and universities only teach important subjects like fancy pageant walking and how our ancestors avoided becoming dinosaur  snacks.

“The future of the country does not depend on Sarah Palin alone, although I can think of no person I would rather have sitting in the Oval Office. The future of the country depends on people who are like Sarah Palin, that is, people who are willing t…o put family and country above personal self interests. Keep up the good work, Sarah. I hope your inspiration creates thousands, millions, more just like you!”

Nah, this one’s easy!! It starts with a pregnant teenager and a big ol’ bus…

Shortly after that post, a reply comes in:

“I agree completely…I think Sarah is a fine example of the types of people we should support…We also should guard against the zombie like following of one person…like we see in the Obama-nation…I think we generally are a lot smarter that the Obama Nation..however we must guard against hero worship…One of the things that I like about Sarah…is…I don’t think she likes hero worship either…i hardly ever hear her talk about herself…I believe with her it IS about the country.”

Yeah, it sure would be bad if you got to the point where if someone dared to criticize Sarah that you came unhinged and started  accusing them of all sorts of crazy stuff. Thank goodness Plainbots are immune to such madness!

“When Israel attacks Iran, and Obama shuts down FOX, talk radio and the internet, and bans elections. What can we citizens do to make sure the people get correctly informed as to what’s going on, and to make sure elections do get held? What are the legalities to such an act?”

“I guess we will have underground radio popping up around. And we will pass notes via cell phone texts.”

“C B radios”

Oh good, someone’s  going to try and calm everybody down!

“XXXX, none of those will happen…except, perhaps Israel on Iran. Any attempt on Obama’s side to do that a surely a Revolution wont be avoided.”

Unfortunately,  the calm is short.

“I think this is important for the citizens to know, just how to keep communications up when everything we currently use for communications gets shut down.”

“Anything that requires a satellite link will fail. Have to go low tech with networks in place to promote signals.”

“Also, remember this, if we do text others, they will know exactly where we are and will come arrest us.”

Obama’s gonna get us, run!!!!

“You ask questions more pressing than any of us care to admit. Legalities matter little when powers that be ignore them. Snail mail may help a little for a time. Everyone know ham and cb radio operators? Jus’ sayin'”

“I hope you are right, XXXX,”

he’s talking to the guy that tried to calm everybody down

“but remember this, a revolution of 350,000,000 can’t happen when the government has the military. Why do you think China stays communist? Do you think the people there enjoy starving and being tortured?”

Obama’s gonna starve and torture us !!!

“Good suggetions, XXXX”

He’s talking to the guy who said “Snail mail may help a little for a time.”

“Like I said, we don’t like to think of this scenario but should it ever happen, we all need to be informed as to what our options may be.”

Oh please!  I think some of you want this to happen just so you can strut around saying “I told you so!!”.

“Ask those who “incorrectly” voted in the Iran elections and had their fingers cut off. They use the fingerprint method to vote, no secret ballots. I agree effective and widespread communication is a must”

Obama’s gonna cut off our fingers!! I bet he eats them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti! *screams*

“And remember, no matter if 100 million people showed up in front of the White House, the media would say nothing about it. The people would have to act on their own and forget whatever media reports because it would be nothing but state controlled lies, as is the main stream media today.”

“do like the terrorist and by those pay as you go phones and keep changing phones”

Uh-oh, I have one of those phones. I’m a terrorist and nobody told me!!

“Good idea, XXXX.”

Aren’t you glad that Palinbots are levelheaded people who simply have a political difference with the current president? Think how crazy things would be if they started spreading crazy rumors that scared people?