Wisdom from Palinbots 11/10/2009

November 10, 2009

“Gov. Sarah Palin hit it just right with the ObamaCare Death Panel revelation. POTUS  Obambi is scared to death of Gov. Sarah Palin. She’s an authentic Pioneer women, who knows how to shoot, scoot, kill ’em, skin ’em, and grill ’em. Obambi’s a bloviating Socialist fraud. We’re STILL waiting for his HI H.S., Occidental, Columbia, and Harvard transcripts. And, his Long-Form HI TYPED birth certificate, circa 1961. What is he HIDING??Who’s his real Daddy? Frank the Poet, Frank Marshall Davis? “Dreams of My Father?” Really, it’s “Fantasies of My Father”.


Uh, you forget to talk about how great Glenn Beck is and how fabulous life will be once Sarah is elected.

“No more to say to you XXXX, but you demacrat’s will be out in 2012 . The people that have moral’s and standard’s are tierd of of your type thinking you know what your doing, and your pant’s are down I would love to see you run, you will fall flat on your face 2012……”


Why do hate apostrophes so much?? Were you kidnapped by some rouge rogue apostrophes as a child?

“I’m coming to Alaska to work for a while on King Salmon Island. I’ll arrive in Anchorage around 2 PM on Sunday the 15th. Sure would like the opportunity for you to meet me. I’m a big fan of your’s.”


Just stay put and Sarah will rush right over to meet you with a big plate of mooseburgers. You betcha!


“Palin/Buchmann 2012! My dh claims it would be the hottest presidential ticket EVER! Hmmmmm!!”


So we are supposed to pick whichever team is the “hottest” on election day? I’ve been wasting time all these years reading about the issues and carefully deciding which candidate I think best reflects my point of view. Now, I’ll have more time to watch reality TV and send easily debunked chain emails to everybody I know. Awesome!!


“you poor woman having to deal with that schmuck ex “son in law”! By the way your HOT! you Cougar!”


Um, are you trying to say that Sarah has been going after younger men? I thought adultery was bad and stuff?

Palinbots love their conspiracy theories, urban legends, and hoaxes:

“FB will do what ever they can to keep SP from reaching 1,000,000 before Oprah.”


Oh darn! Those Palinbots have foiled our seekrit plot!!!

“Has anyone seen news about hn1388 “”By executive order, President Barack Obama has ordered the expenditure of $20.3 million in “migration assistance” to the Palestinian refugees and “conflict victims” in Gaza.” We will have Ft. Hood like shootings all over America..!!!!!!!!!!!!”


Bless your heart, your Google must be broken! Snopes.com

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