Palinbot Roundup 11/12/2009

November 12, 2009

The Palinbots are hopin’ and wishin’ and prayin’ for a miracle in the NY-23 race.

“Thanks to the person who posted this link. NPR Now we learn that the vote count in NY 23 is not over. And not only that, the state has yet to certify the election. So Hoffman’s concession may not matter if the vote isn’t yet certified?”

Wait! You are posting a link from NPR and not bashing them!?! Has Hell frozen over? (Please note that I did make the small link up there using the URL provided by the  ‘bot.)

 

“Do yu think Obama will allow this with Owens/Hoffman??? He will do whatever to make sure Owens stays in, he did go on and on about how the seat had been filled with a Republican for over a 100 years. He did really try to rub that in.”
“This will be SO sweet! Dare we even hope that since an unconfirmed (NY) congressman invalidates the whole HC vote it has to be re-voted? Good grief what a dream!”

“If Hoffman wins then Pelosi’s HC vote in house is null and void.”

“We can only hope.”

“Is that really true?? If only!!”

“I thought they only needed 219 votes. That arsehole Cao in Louisiana ruine those chances for us.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. ”

“If we can get one hot-shot constitutional lawyer on it…”

“Major shenanigans in the NY 23 Race. Unreal but very believeable from the marxists.”

Stay tuned Palinbot watchers!

 

Hey look! It’s George W. Bush!

“Great to see GW Bush speaking on Fox and w/o a teleprompter!”

“His voice was “like music to my ears”!!! Boy do I miss him. Didn’t agree with him on some issues…but I KNEW HE LOVED AMERICA!!! Can’t say that for the Dictator and Thief.”

“Amen!”

“Miss him!!”

Funny, I would think that anyone with ears would think that Mr. Obama had a nice speaking voice even if you disagreed with his message. Then again, they enjoy listening to Sarah speak.

 

Ooh! Another book about Sarah???

 

“A word of warning to my fellow Sarah fans. Do not waste your money on the book:Sarah from Alaska by Scott Conroy & Shushannah Walshe. They came across (on Fox) as writers giving us the inside look at the before,during, & after aspect of the ’08 campaign. They did just that but spent more time & effort bashing Sarah …than anything else. If I had only read the inside jacket where it stated that they were “embedded reporters who covered Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign”, I would not have wasted my money on their book. They did shed some favorable light on the clothing mess and gave a glowing report on Mitt Romney. Save your money & spend it on another copy of Sarahs’ book or make a donation to our troops.”

Oh my! You mean they don’t fawn over Queen Sarah on each and every page? Off with their heads!!!


“Thanks for the heads up ,”

“Um – I would’nt trust ANYONE from Masachussets!”

Well, I wouldn’t trust anybody who can’t spell Massachusetts.  *rimshot*

 

“The true American is Sarah Palin, BO is not Ameircan he is muslim/communist.”

Are you related to this woman?

 

“Gov. Sarah Palin hit it just right with the ObamaCare Death Panel revelation. POTUS  Obambi is scared to death of Gov. Sarah Palin. She’s an authentic Pioneer women, who knows how to shoot, scoot, kill ’em, skin ’em, and grill ’em. Obambi’s a bloviating Socialist fraud. We’re STILL waiting for his HI H.S., Occidental, Columbia, and Harvard transcripts. And, his Long-Form HI TYPED birth certificate, circa 1961. What is he HIDING??Who’s his real Daddy? Frank the Poet, Frank Marshall Davis? “Dreams of My Father?” Really, it’s “Fantasies of My Father”.


Uh, you forget to talk about how great Glenn Beck is and how fabulous life will be once Sarah is elected.

“No more to say to you XXXX, but you demacrat’s will be out in 2012 . The people that have moral’s and standard’s are tierd of of your type thinking you know what your doing, and your pant’s are down I would love to see you run, you will fall flat on your face 2012……”


Why do hate apostrophes so much?? Were you kidnapped by some rouge rogue apostrophes as a child?

“I’m coming to Alaska to work for a while on King Salmon Island. I’ll arrive in Anchorage around 2 PM on Sunday the 15th. Sure would like the opportunity for you to meet me. I’m a big fan of your’s.”


Just stay put and Sarah will rush right over to meet you with a big plate of mooseburgers. You betcha!


“Palin/Buchmann 2012! My dh claims it would be the hottest presidential ticket EVER! Hmmmmm!!”


So we are supposed to pick whichever team is the “hottest” on election day? I’ve been wasting time all these years reading about the issues and carefully deciding which candidate I think best reflects my point of view. Now, I’ll have more time to watch reality TV and send easily debunked chain emails to everybody I know. Awesome!!


“you poor woman having to deal with that schmuck ex “son in law”! By the way your HOT! you Cougar!”


Um, are you trying to say that Sarah has been going after younger men? I thought adultery was bad and stuff?

Palinbots love their conspiracy theories, urban legends, and hoaxes:

“FB will do what ever they can to keep SP from reaching 1,000,000 before Oprah.”


Oh darn! Those Palinbots have foiled our seekrit plot!!!

“Has anyone seen news about hn1388 “”By executive order, President Barack Obama has ordered the expenditure of $20.3 million in “migration assistance” to the Palestinian refugees and “conflict victims” in Gaza.” We will have Ft. Hood like shootings all over America..!!!!!!!!!!!!”


Bless your heart, your Google must be broken! Snopes.com

“There are about 78,000,000 people born between 1846 and 1954 – ages 55 – 63 – that will be baby boomers soon. The Health Care plan that is finally decided on will affect all of you. You must follow this closely and fight for what you want. Otherwise you will be caught up as we current seniors are.”

The folks that were born in 1846 would be 163. Unless they are Vulcans or vampires, they are likely dead and not that concerned about health care reform.

Palinbot roundup

October 29, 2009

“The politians trying to run your life. So my Father was going to throw 2 oars over his shoulder and start walking. When he gets to a place where someone ask him what those are. He was going to settle down right there cause if people are so dumb to know what they were, they can not think up more laws to run your life.”


Sure hope none of the neighbors have matches. Otherwise, your idiot utopia is going to burn to the ground since nobody is smart enough to put out a fire.

 

“The “Tea Party” vs. “everyone else”? Do you think we should start focusing on getting some more moderate people involved in order to win in 2012? After all, it’s the independent/swing voters who decide elections, right?”


The ‘bots have zero interest in sharing a party with sane people! Haven’t you been listening to their tirades about those who do not meet their ideological purity standards?

 

“You are being criticized for speaking fees lately. Can you share with us your rationale for the relatively high political venue fees. Also – here in Tennessee you have been criticized by local talk radio of not honoring commitments by switching speaking engagement for higher fees saying you had a scheduling conflict. I need some ammo to respond to these critics!”


If you were a “real” American, you would not be questioning the wisdom of Sarah Palin. Why do you hate America so much?

 

“Anybody else get an email notice from Facebook that they are changing log in procedure and we need to update our account???”


I live in Nigeria and I’d love to discuss a business proposition with you.

 

“NY23 IS PAUL REVERE CALLING CONSERVATIVES. While Huckabee and Romney huddled inside next to the fire, Sarah ran out into the freezing cold to the town square,stood there, and proclaimed, NO MORE POLITICS AS USUAL. WE’RE NOT GONNA’ TAKE IT ANYMORE! GO ROGUE! TAKE BACK OUR PARTY!”


Then she exclaimed as she rode out of sight: “Don’t forget my book is on sale at Wal-Mart.com and I could use some more cash! Also, too, who wants to make a run for the border and pick me up a Crunchwrap Supreme?”

Palinbots and Oprah

October 28, 2009

The Facebook Palinbots can’t seem to decide if Sarah should stay far away from Oprah, or if she should go on and try to help us poor deluded liberals see the light upon viewing Sarah Palin on our tee-vees. One thing they all seem to be aware of is that Sarah is scheduled to appear in November the day before her book comes out. Okay, maybe not all of them…


“we were unable to see Sarah Palin on Oprah. not on Philly ch6 nor on Lancaster ch8. Was she on Oprah? Was this announcement a hoax by the LEFT? I will hate it if we were prevented from viewing it, if, in fact that is what happened. Help? Did Sarah appear on Oprah. Apologies , but i have been out of the news loop for the past several days”

According to Oprah’s website, Sarah is going to be on the show on November 16, 2009. Sorry, but I’m not following the logic train of why “the LEFT” would start a rumor that Sarah is going to go on Oprah just to mess with some Palinbot in PA. *shrugs*

We all make mistakes while writing. A typo here and there, a few misspelled words, accidentally using the wrong verb tense, etc… can happen to the best of us. Re-reading something before posting is always recommended as a means of hopefully catching said errors.


“XXXXXXX XXXXX
Sarah Keep up the work you do. There are so many Americans that have forgot that work = success. I was born into the beliefe that Americans work into their owne success. When did it change?”

“XXXXX XXXX
I used to be a Republican but I soon found they lost thier way. You Sarah are one of the last great conservitave real republicans. I am a strong Conservative. I will vote for who ever runs and shows they have Conservative beliefs. I ordered your book and cant wit till it comes out. Thank you for what you have done, will do and for showing the American people what a real Conseervative is all about.”

“XXXXXX XXXXXX
the republicans(gop) doesn’t get it, we don’t want the same o’le thing, we want honest, freedom loving amercans in congress and the senate, lower taxes, no cap&trade, no big government…sarah you just be yourself, i haven’t watced oprah since during the election, but i wll on nov. 16th and now that you are a free spirit, you will do great, and the endorsement in “NY” was good medicene for the gop.it should be a wake up call.”

“XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX
I just would like to answere to one of the comments on here about who let all these democrates become our bosses… the apathetic Amerikans who were to busy to turn off the next episome of survivor or whatever one was stuck to. who else? is respnsable? Ill tell you who those who are unable to Vote there consince and had to vote for the one most likely to win.. what a wasted vote! I saw all the dipsticks who were running on all sides of the asle I beleved that Sara was a good bet. but when the system paid and prodded all the other canadates to run to weaken the stew. I knew it was a rigged election.”

Palinbots like to be helpful.


“XXXXXXX XXXXXX
Fellow Americans! Do not, DO NOT buy the 2 phoney liberal books that the liberals are putting out the same release date as Going Rogue. They call it “Going Rouge Sarah Palin an American nightmare”, the other is a coloring book.”

I think that Glenn Beck should do a ten part series on how to spot Sarah’s real book in bookstores. Otherwise, the semi-literate ‘bots will unknowingly purchase one or more of the “phoney” books, and organize another whine fest protest with the goal of banning all books that are critical of Queen Sarah.

From Sarah’s Facebook Page:

“My email to the Nobel office in Norway: postmaster@nobel.no You have made a grave mistake. Obama is battling for his political life in the USA because the world views his positions as being weak while allowing rogue nations the time to escalate and proliferate. By awarding this to Obama, you have minimized and debased the award and its value to all its prior recipients. It has become a worthless award with less value than an MTV award, and has lost the respect of the world. I attempted to telephone you at the Nobel office (011-47-2212-9300) and fax your office (011-47-2212-9310), but was unable to get through. Shame on you. Let them know what you think.”

“You go girl!”

“Thanks (original poster). I’ll do the same.”

“Good for you and well said.”

“THANKS (original poster).”

“Great job, that’s the way to go. Send the comments to comments@nobelprize.org though.”

“Thank you for that info. I sent to the one posted on the website. So I’ll post this also. Perhaps we can shut them down the way we did for the IOC!”

Stay classy, Palinbots!