Palinbot Roundup 11/12/2009

November 12, 2009

The Palinbots are hopin’ and wishin’ and prayin’ for a miracle in the NY-23 race.

“Thanks to the person who posted this link. NPR Now we learn that the vote count in NY 23 is not over. And not only that, the state has yet to certify the election. So Hoffman’s concession may not matter if the vote isn’t yet certified?”

Wait! You are posting a link from NPR and not bashing them!?! Has Hell frozen over? (Please note that I did make the small link up there using the URL provided by the  ‘bot.)

 

“Do yu think Obama will allow this with Owens/Hoffman??? He will do whatever to make sure Owens stays in, he did go on and on about how the seat had been filled with a Republican for over a 100 years. He did really try to rub that in.”
“This will be SO sweet! Dare we even hope that since an unconfirmed (NY) congressman invalidates the whole HC vote it has to be re-voted? Good grief what a dream!”

“If Hoffman wins then Pelosi’s HC vote in house is null and void.”

“We can only hope.”

“Is that really true?? If only!!”

“I thought they only needed 219 votes. That arsehole Cao in Louisiana ruine those chances for us.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. ”

“If we can get one hot-shot constitutional lawyer on it…”

“Major shenanigans in the NY 23 Race. Unreal but very believeable from the marxists.”

Stay tuned Palinbot watchers!

 

Hey look! It’s George W. Bush!

“Great to see GW Bush speaking on Fox and w/o a teleprompter!”

“His voice was “like music to my ears”!!! Boy do I miss him. Didn’t agree with him on some issues…but I KNEW HE LOVED AMERICA!!! Can’t say that for the Dictator and Thief.”

“Amen!”

“Miss him!!”

Funny, I would think that anyone with ears would think that Mr. Obama had a nice speaking voice even if you disagreed with his message. Then again, they enjoy listening to Sarah speak.

 

Ooh! Another book about Sarah???

 

“A word of warning to my fellow Sarah fans. Do not waste your money on the book:Sarah from Alaska by Scott Conroy & Shushannah Walshe. They came across (on Fox) as writers giving us the inside look at the before,during, & after aspect of the ’08 campaign. They did just that but spent more time & effort bashing Sarah …than anything else. If I had only read the inside jacket where it stated that they were “embedded reporters who covered Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign”, I would not have wasted my money on their book. They did shed some favorable light on the clothing mess and gave a glowing report on Mitt Romney. Save your money & spend it on another copy of Sarahs’ book or make a donation to our troops.”

Oh my! You mean they don’t fawn over Queen Sarah on each and every page? Off with their heads!!!


“Thanks for the heads up ,”

“Um – I would’nt trust ANYONE from Masachussets!”

Well, I wouldn’t trust anybody who can’t spell Massachusetts.  *rimshot*

 

“The true American is Sarah Palin, BO is not Ameircan he is muslim/communist.”

Are you related to this woman?

 

“Gov. Sarah Palin hit it just right with the ObamaCare Death Panel revelation. POTUS  Obambi is scared to death of Gov. Sarah Palin. She’s an authentic Pioneer women, who knows how to shoot, scoot, kill ’em, skin ’em, and grill ’em. Obambi’s a bloviating Socialist fraud. We’re STILL waiting for his HI H.S., Occidental, Columbia, and Harvard transcripts. And, his Long-Form HI TYPED birth certificate, circa 1961. What is he HIDING??Who’s his real Daddy? Frank the Poet, Frank Marshall Davis? “Dreams of My Father?” Really, it’s “Fantasies of My Father”.


Uh, you forget to talk about how great Glenn Beck is and how fabulous life will be once Sarah is elected.

“No more to say to you XXXX, but you demacrat’s will be out in 2012 . The people that have moral’s and standard’s are tierd of of your type thinking you know what your doing, and your pant’s are down I would love to see you run, you will fall flat on your face 2012……”


Why do hate apostrophes so much?? Were you kidnapped by some rouge rogue apostrophes as a child?

“I’m coming to Alaska to work for a while on King Salmon Island. I’ll arrive in Anchorage around 2 PM on Sunday the 15th. Sure would like the opportunity for you to meet me. I’m a big fan of your’s.”


Just stay put and Sarah will rush right over to meet you with a big plate of mooseburgers. You betcha!


“Palin/Buchmann 2012! My dh claims it would be the hottest presidential ticket EVER! Hmmmmm!!”


So we are supposed to pick whichever team is the “hottest” on election day? I’ve been wasting time all these years reading about the issues and carefully deciding which candidate I think best reflects my point of view. Now, I’ll have more time to watch reality TV and send easily debunked chain emails to everybody I know. Awesome!!


“you poor woman having to deal with that schmuck ex “son in law”! By the way your HOT! you Cougar!”


Um, are you trying to say that Sarah has been going after younger men? I thought adultery was bad and stuff?

Palinbots love their conspiracy theories, urban legends, and hoaxes:

“FB will do what ever they can to keep SP from reaching 1,000,000 before Oprah.”


Oh darn! Those Palinbots have foiled our seekrit plot!!!

“Has anyone seen news about hn1388 “”By executive order, President Barack Obama has ordered the expenditure of $20.3 million in “migration assistance” to the Palestinian refugees and “conflict victims” in Gaza.” We will have Ft. Hood like shootings all over America..!!!!!!!!!!!!”


Bless your heart, your Google must be broken! Snopes.com