The Palinbots are up and at ’em today!

“Obama was touted as an intelligent man, buty his stupid moves on the economy and foreighn policy have diwproven that fact. It doesn’t take an ivy league education to be a good president. It takes good common sense I’ll betcha. Palin has it.”

A bit later, the same person posts this:

“One more thing. What kind of education did he get? Did he ever graduate?”

Well, Harvard *claims* he graduated magna cum laude from their law school, but I’m sure it’s  part of a conspiracy.  Same goes for Columbia University who *claims* he earned a Bachelor’s degree.  He started at Occidental College and then transferred to Columbia. There must be a ginormous conspiracy behind this as it looks like he graduated in only four years. What a crock!

When Palin takes over, she’ll fix their respective wagons and make all the colleges and universities only teach important subjects like fancy pageant walking and how our ancestors avoided becoming dinosaur  snacks.

“The future of the country does not depend on Sarah Palin alone, although I can think of no person I would rather have sitting in the Oval Office. The future of the country depends on people who are like Sarah Palin, that is, people who are willing t…o put family and country above personal self interests. Keep up the good work, Sarah. I hope your inspiration creates thousands, millions, more just like you!”

Nah, this one’s easy!! It starts with a pregnant teenager and a big ol’ bus…

Shortly after that post, a reply comes in:

“I agree completely…I think Sarah is a fine example of the types of people we should support…We also should guard against the zombie like following of one person…like we see in the Obama-nation…I think we generally are a lot smarter that the Obama Nation..however we must guard against hero worship…One of the things that I like about Sarah…is…I don’t think she likes hero worship either…i hardly ever hear her talk about herself…I believe with her it IS about the country.”

Yeah, it sure would be bad if you got to the point where if someone dared to criticize Sarah that you came unhinged and started  accusing them of all sorts of crazy stuff. Thank goodness Plainbots are immune to such madness!

“When Israel attacks Iran, and Obama shuts down FOX, talk radio and the internet, and bans elections. What can we citizens do to make sure the people get correctly informed as to what’s going on, and to make sure elections do get held? What are the legalities to such an act?”

“I guess we will have underground radio popping up around. And we will pass notes via cell phone texts.”

“C B radios”

Oh good, someone’s  going to try and calm everybody down!

“XXXX, none of those will happen…except, perhaps Israel on Iran. Any attempt on Obama’s side to do that a surely a Revolution wont be avoided.”

Unfortunately,  the calm is short.

“I think this is important for the citizens to know, just how to keep communications up when everything we currently use for communications gets shut down.”

“Anything that requires a satellite link will fail. Have to go low tech with networks in place to promote signals.”

“Also, remember this, if we do text others, they will know exactly where we are and will come arrest us.”

Obama’s gonna get us, run!!!!

“You ask questions more pressing than any of us care to admit. Legalities matter little when powers that be ignore them. Snail mail may help a little for a time. Everyone know ham and cb radio operators? Jus’ sayin'”

“I hope you are right, XXXX,”

he’s talking to the guy that tried to calm everybody down

“but remember this, a revolution of 350,000,000 can’t happen when the government has the military. Why do you think China stays communist? Do you think the people there enjoy starving and being tortured?”

Obama’s gonna starve and torture us !!!

“Good suggetions, XXXX”

He’s talking to the guy who said “Snail mail may help a little for a time.”

“Like I said, we don’t like to think of this scenario but should it ever happen, we all need to be informed as to what our options may be.”

Oh please!  I think some of you want this to happen just so you can strut around saying “I told you so!!”.

“Ask those who “incorrectly” voted in the Iran elections and had their fingers cut off. They use the fingerprint method to vote, no secret ballots. I agree effective and widespread communication is a must”

Obama’s gonna cut off our fingers!! I bet he eats them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti! *screams*

“And remember, no matter if 100 million people showed up in front of the White House, the media would say nothing about it. The people would have to act on their own and forget whatever media reports because it would be nothing but state controlled lies, as is the main stream media today.”

“do like the terrorist and by those pay as you go phones and keep changing phones”

Uh-oh, I have one of those phones. I’m a terrorist and nobody told me!!

“Good idea, XXXX.”

Aren’t you glad that Palinbots are levelheaded people who simply have a political difference with the current president? Think how crazy things would be if they started spreading crazy rumors that scared people?

Quotes from Sarah Palin’s Facebook Page:

“Imus said Sarah couldn’t read! How stupid, she can’t read but she can write a book that goes #1 over a month before it’s in the store. Doesn’t make sense! Imus must be an idiot!!!”

“IMUS just called Sarah Palin “stupid” and she can’t read, etc. Boycott his show that will be airing on the FOX Business channel.”

“Fox made a bad decision hiring Don Imus! Imus called Sarah Palin a dope who can’t read!”

“I am off to email foxnews now and let them now I will now no longer be tuning into thier station when imus is on the air due to his incredibly RUDE remarks regarding Sarah Palin today. I think everyone should join in. A forced apology is in order here!”

Palinbots refuse to accept the fact that Sarah had a ghostwriter, and become furious if anybody dares to insinuate that Sarah didn’t whip out her Big Chief Tablet and purple crayon, and write every single word of her forthcoming opus.

Palinbots were already upset at Bill O’Reilly because he’s been acting too liberal for them, and wasn’t fawning enough over Sarah.  Fox News had better watch it, or the Palinbots will get mad enough to boycott their whole network and rely exclusively on chain emails and other Palinbots for their news.