“There are about 78,000,000 people born between 1846 and 1954 – ages 55 – 63 – that will be baby boomers soon. The Health Care plan that is finally decided on will affect all of you. You must follow this closely and fight for what you want. Otherwise you will be caught up as we current seniors are.”

The folks that were born in 1846 would be 163. Unless they are Vulcans or vampires, they are likely dead and not that concerned about health care reform.

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Palinbot roundup

October 29, 2009

“The politians trying to run your life. So my Father was going to throw 2 oars over his shoulder and start walking. When he gets to a place where someone ask him what those are. He was going to settle down right there cause if people are so dumb to know what they were, they can not think up more laws to run your life.”


Sure hope none of the neighbors have matches. Otherwise, your idiot utopia is going to burn to the ground since nobody is smart enough to put out a fire.

 

“The “Tea Party” vs. “everyone else”? Do you think we should start focusing on getting some more moderate people involved in order to win in 2012? After all, it’s the independent/swing voters who decide elections, right?”


The ‘bots have zero interest in sharing a party with sane people! Haven’t you been listening to their tirades about those who do not meet their ideological purity standards?

 

“You are being criticized for speaking fees lately. Can you share with us your rationale for the relatively high political venue fees. Also – here in Tennessee you have been criticized by local talk radio of not honoring commitments by switching speaking engagement for higher fees saying you had a scheduling conflict. I need some ammo to respond to these critics!”


If you were a “real” American, you would not be questioning the wisdom of Sarah Palin. Why do you hate America so much?

 

“Anybody else get an email notice from Facebook that they are changing log in procedure and we need to update our account???”


I live in Nigeria and I’d love to discuss a business proposition with you.

 

“NY23 IS PAUL REVERE CALLING CONSERVATIVES. While Huckabee and Romney huddled inside next to the fire, Sarah ran out into the freezing cold to the town square,stood there, and proclaimed, NO MORE POLITICS AS USUAL. WE’RE NOT GONNA’ TAKE IT ANYMORE! GO ROGUE! TAKE BACK OUR PARTY!”


Then she exclaimed as she rode out of sight: “Don’t forget my book is on sale at Wal-Mart.com and I could use some more cash! Also, too, who wants to make a run for the border and pick me up a Crunchwrap Supreme?”

There are no words…

October 28, 2009

Sarah Palin's Facebook page1

Here’s an excerpt from an article that explains what this female Palinbot is frothing at the mouth about:

“NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — The White House said Tuesday that President Barack Obama would approve the Defense Department’s $680 billion budget for fiscal 2010, which includes funding to increase military personnel and support the ongoing conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The bill also includes the Hate Crimes Prevention Act, also known as the Matthew Shepard bill, a Wyoming teen murdered in 1998 because he was a homosexual. The act provides additional support for local law enforcement and prosecutors to try violent crimes that are motivated by the victim’s religion, color, gender, or sexual orientation.”

I’m speechless right now.

Palinbots and Oprah

October 28, 2009

The Facebook Palinbots can’t seem to decide if Sarah should stay far away from Oprah, or if she should go on and try to help us poor deluded liberals see the light upon viewing Sarah Palin on our tee-vees. One thing they all seem to be aware of is that Sarah is scheduled to appear in November the day before her book comes out. Okay, maybe not all of them…


“we were unable to see Sarah Palin on Oprah. not on Philly ch6 nor on Lancaster ch8. Was she on Oprah? Was this announcement a hoax by the LEFT? I will hate it if we were prevented from viewing it, if, in fact that is what happened. Help? Did Sarah appear on Oprah. Apologies , but i have been out of the news loop for the past several days”

According to Oprah’s website, Sarah is going to be on the show on November 16, 2009. Sorry, but I’m not following the logic train of why “the LEFT” would start a rumor that Sarah is going to go on Oprah just to mess with some Palinbot in PA. *shrugs*

We all make mistakes while writing. A typo here and there, a few misspelled words, accidentally using the wrong verb tense, etc… can happen to the best of us. Re-reading something before posting is always recommended as a means of hopefully catching said errors.


“XXXXXXX XXXXX
Sarah Keep up the work you do. There are so many Americans that have forgot that work = success. I was born into the beliefe that Americans work into their owne success. When did it change?”

“XXXXX XXXX
I used to be a Republican but I soon found they lost thier way. You Sarah are one of the last great conservitave real republicans. I am a strong Conservative. I will vote for who ever runs and shows they have Conservative beliefs. I ordered your book and cant wit till it comes out. Thank you for what you have done, will do and for showing the American people what a real Conseervative is all about.”

“XXXXXX XXXXXX
the republicans(gop) doesn’t get it, we don’t want the same o’le thing, we want honest, freedom loving amercans in congress and the senate, lower taxes, no cap&trade, no big government…sarah you just be yourself, i haven’t watced oprah since during the election, but i wll on nov. 16th and now that you are a free spirit, you will do great, and the endorsement in “NY” was good medicene for the gop.it should be a wake up call.”

“XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX
I just would like to answere to one of the comments on here about who let all these democrates become our bosses… the apathetic Amerikans who were to busy to turn off the next episome of survivor or whatever one was stuck to. who else? is respnsable? Ill tell you who those who are unable to Vote there consince and had to vote for the one most likely to win.. what a wasted vote! I saw all the dipsticks who were running on all sides of the asle I beleved that Sara was a good bet. but when the system paid and prodded all the other canadates to run to weaken the stew. I knew it was a rigged election.”

Palinbots like to be helpful.


“XXXXXXX XXXXXX
Fellow Americans! Do not, DO NOT buy the 2 phoney liberal books that the liberals are putting out the same release date as Going Rogue. They call it “Going Rouge Sarah Palin an American nightmare”, the other is a coloring book.”

I think that Glenn Beck should do a ten part series on how to spot Sarah’s real book in bookstores. Otherwise, the semi-literate ‘bots will unknowingly purchase one or more of the “phoney” books, and organize another whine fest protest with the goal of banning all books that are critical of Queen Sarah.

From Sarah’s Facebook Page:

“My email to the Nobel office in Norway: postmaster@nobel.no You have made a grave mistake. Obama is battling for his political life in the USA because the world views his positions as being weak while allowing rogue nations the time to escalate and proliferate. By awarding this to Obama, you have minimized and debased the award and its value to all its prior recipients. It has become a worthless award with less value than an MTV award, and has lost the respect of the world. I attempted to telephone you at the Nobel office (011-47-2212-9300) and fax your office (011-47-2212-9310), but was unable to get through. Shame on you. Let them know what you think.”

“You go girl!”

“Thanks (original poster). I’ll do the same.”

“Good for you and well said.”

“THANKS (original poster).”

“Great job, that’s the way to go. Send the comments to comments@nobelprize.org though.”

“Thank you for that info. I sent to the one posted on the website. So I’ll post this also. Perhaps we can shut them down the way we did for the IOC!”

Stay classy, Palinbots!

From Sarah Palin’s Facebook Page:

“Its sad to think and I’m not taking away from the horror of the holocaust but I’m almost waiting to be carted off to a conservative concentration camp. The MSM glorifying barak hitler (yes I went there no i’m not sorry) children singin…g songs in his honor, people blindly beliving his rhetoric… where do I line up to get a number on my forehead?”

“gh. Im a conservative, but seriously comparing him to Hitler just stoops us to the level of the Left. Like wow. Hitler killed millons of Jews. To compare Obama to him is just ignorance. This post deserves a dislike.”

“sorry… but no reason to state hitler. shouldn’t go there as that has nothing to do with the other”

“(Original poster), ridicule and mockery are effective tools and I commend you for using them well.”

“seriously (original poster) that isn’t going to happen. Children sang about Bush after Hurricane Katrina as well. Stop listening to the conspiracy theorists”

“Hello (second poster),
Go look and see for yourself how Adolf Hitler got himself started. Do some real research. You will be shocked.”

“But hos actions and people smack of the build-up of Hitler and his cronies (like SA). This I have heard from every person who went through the war there first hand!”

“this is what our site doesn’t need.”

“While driving through downtown Pittsburgh, Obama, was piped in through speakers on the street, and my first response was, Is this Germany. I do get the point of not comparing him to Hitler, I think in ways he is more dangerous. He is sneaky and very subtle, murder no,not unless you count unborn babies.”

“Comparing Obama to Hitler is not only inaccurate but shows a gross lack of knowledge of the history of the Holocaust. It also disrespects the horror those people suffered. It has no place in mature political discussion and I am dissappointed that it is allowed on this site.”

I’ve read so much of this stuff lately that I’ve become quite jaded to all the insults. Please note that the posts in blue have since been erased.


” I think Sarah and Michelle Buchmann should get together, wow what a combo !!!! She is all over Acorn. And what I can tell of her she is one classy lady like our sweet sweet Sarah.”

“Bachmann is a lunatic. Sarah can do better. Bachmann will bring Sarah down!”

“Michelle is fantastic..i think we need a few more lunatics..some of us have been asleep and the tiger has awoken”

When hoping to win a future election, it always helps to openly declare that you are pro-lunatic