Palinbot roundup

October 29, 2009

“The politians trying to run your life. So my Father was going to throw 2 oars over his shoulder and start walking. When he gets to a place where someone ask him what those are. He was going to settle down right there cause if people are so dumb to know what they were, they can not think up more laws to run your life.”


Sure hope none of the neighbors have matches. Otherwise, your idiot utopia is going to burn to the ground since nobody is smart enough to put out a fire.

 

“The “Tea Party” vs. “everyone else”? Do you think we should start focusing on getting some more moderate people involved in order to win in 2012? After all, it’s the independent/swing voters who decide elections, right?”


The ‘bots have zero interest in sharing a party with sane people! Haven’t you been listening to their tirades about those who do not meet their ideological purity standards?

 

“You are being criticized for speaking fees lately. Can you share with us your rationale for the relatively high political venue fees. Also – here in Tennessee you have been criticized by local talk radio of not honoring commitments by switching speaking engagement for higher fees saying you had a scheduling conflict. I need some ammo to respond to these critics!”


If you were a “real” American, you would not be questioning the wisdom of Sarah Palin. Why do you hate America so much?

 

“Anybody else get an email notice from Facebook that they are changing log in procedure and we need to update our account???”


I live in Nigeria and I’d love to discuss a business proposition with you.

 

“NY23 IS PAUL REVERE CALLING CONSERVATIVES. While Huckabee and Romney huddled inside next to the fire, Sarah ran out into the freezing cold to the town square,stood there, and proclaimed, NO MORE POLITICS AS USUAL. WE’RE NOT GONNA’ TAKE IT ANYMORE! GO ROGUE! TAKE BACK OUR PARTY!”


Then she exclaimed as she rode out of sight: “Don’t forget my book is on sale at Wal-Mart.com and I could use some more cash! Also, too, who wants to make a run for the border and pick me up a Crunchwrap Supreme?”

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